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You can’t really get upset at the movie MacGruber for being such an inane, headache-inducing, unfunny, moronic, ridiculous mess of a movie. That seems to be part of the joke.

MacGruber Is Every Bit the Terrible Movie You Thought It Would Be

Rating

D

Location

AMC Northpark 15 8687 N. Central Expy. Dallas, TX 75225

Dates

Opens May 21

You can’t really get upset at the movie MacGruber for being such an inane, headache-inducing, unfunny, moronic, ridiculous mess of a movie. Based on a Saturday Night Live skit that wasn’t really funny in the first place, the comedy bit was an out-of-date spoof on the 1980s TV action drama MacGyver. MacGruber was always a one joke idea: an imbecile MacGyver-like character takes too long to diffuse a bomb and everyone blows up. The humor was more or less reliant on the assumption that changing fashions make decades-old tastes seem ridiculous.

If making an entire movie out of this sounds as challenging as getting out of a MacGyver jam, the writers let us know they agree during the opening credits. The intentionally insipid theme song from the SNL skit (ma-gru-BAR!) is orchestrated with a full chorus and slow motion in a MacGyver theme meets James Bond meets Flashdance motif, adding one additional line to the SNL theme: “He made a f***ing movie . . . mac-gru-BAR!” The movie itself is part of the joke, almost as if to say, “we really shouldn’t have made this.” And they shouldn’t have.

The plot contains an intentionally long list of action film clichés: MacGruber (Will Forte) is in exile in South America when he is called out of retirement to chase down his arch-rival who killed his wife and is now threatening the world with a nuclear warhead. MacGruber pulls together a “dream team” of his old cohorts only to inadvertently blow them up when he mishandles plastic explosives. The dweeby action hero is forced to team with wannabe music star Vicki (Kristen Wiig) and hot shot lieutenant Dixon Piper (Ryan Phillippe). MacGruber shamelessly uses Vicki as a decoy in most of his action plans, and Dixon plays the straight man, who, like the audience, recognizes that MacGruber is a goober.

This all manages to serve up barely a handful of laughs, as MacGruber tries to force the same jokes over and over until we think they are funny. He sticks celery in his rear, swears at and tries to intimidate rivals, solicits homosexual sex, and has grunting, dirty porno-style sex with every female character in the film. The film keeps pounding away at these jokes, pushing for laughs, but most of them solicit chuckles the first time, only drying out with each repeat. The one creative 1980s spoofing: MacGruber takes his bulky car radio out of the dashboard each time he exists the vehicle. If this film was supposed to be a mockery of all things 1980s, I would have liked to have seen more of this kind of humor.

In the end, MacGruber works itself out of its own badness because it never seemed to have wanted to be anything more than a bad movie in the first place. This is the pattern of these Saturday Night Live skit movie spinoffs. They rarely work to a large extent because they rely on simply ramming the same 11:55 p.m. jokes at audiences over and over. It’s a formula that looks like good fun for the performers, but leaves audiences wondering why they thought the joke was funny in the first place. So while SNL struggles for ratings and audiences, why spoil the joke by blowing it up?

6 comments on “MacGruber Is Every Bit the Terrible Movie You Thought It Would Be

  1. I haven’t seen MacGruber so I can’t comment on how good/bad it is, but the last comment about SNL struggling for audiences is plain inaccurate. SNL regularly gets about 7.5 million viewers and beats everything in primetime on Saturdays. A few weeks ago, it attracted 12 million with Betty White as the host. Don’t underestimate SNL’s popularity.

  2. One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Saw it on opening night and while the first 10 minutes had promise, the only good thing in this whole movie was the 80’s soundtrack. I really just felt bad for the entire cast… I mean it was embarrassingly bad. I think this detrones Pat as the worst snl movie of all time. I’m really not even sure why rottentomatoes hyped it so much..maybe even their analysts can be bought off…who knows…

  3. You’re just out of touch with what is comical. This movie was absolutely, straight up Hilarious. This movie is designed for the younger demographic that demands wild humor. You might want to consider you’re not funny, so how can you judge comedy…Fn bozo

  4. I just saw the movie. Two words. It sucked. Add two more words. Wasnt funny. I found it a terrible movie. Comedian, go fuck yourself its not funny at all. Out of touch Ive been watching comedy for years and I know whats funny. Hell Stan helsing I found that more funny than this, and its a bad movie also.

  5. Just saw Macgruber and I think it’s funnier than the hyped up Hangover(part 1). Hangover didnt make me laugh at all. Even the talked about asian guy scene didnt do it for me….