Ida Nevasayneva, socialist ballerina of the working class.
Natalie Kleptopovska, originally a dresser to a great ballerina, began her career when one night she locked her mistress in the armoire and danced in her place.
Maya Thinkenthighya, radio active properties prevented her from appearing with Trockadero until her recent release from a special sanitarium in the black sea.
After a side-splitting casting change emanating over the loudspeaker, (and delivered in an exaggerated Russian accent to boot) the show commenced with Swan Lake. Scenery, costumes, and narrative were all basically in line with the original, but Trockadero sprinkled in their own well-timed quirkiness. Ballerina heads pecked about in chicken-like fashion, as opposed to the elegance of the swan’s expected swoop.
Image Credit: Sascha Vaughn.