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Buff Male Stags Needed for Upcoming Dallas Opera Performance

That’s right. This is the note that just dropped in the inbox from the opera:

The director of Anna Bolena is looking for two (2) well-defined muscular men of impressive size to be two stags with antlers wrestling onstage shirtless and barefoot.  Does anyone have someone they could recommend?  We need them ASAP! 

The opera could save some time and head over to Closer to Heaven and pluck a few of those beefcakes off the stage. But now all you ripped readers have the opportunity to get the role of a lifetime.

One comment on “Buff Male Stags Needed for Upcoming Dallas Opera Performance

  1. There are a bunch of antlers out in Arlington right now. Go run a cattle (uh, stag?) call out there.