Film director Kevin Smith and his producer Scott Mosier are in town for a live recording of their weekly podcast — called “Smodcast” — tonight at the Granada Theater.  I’m sure it’ll be the same kind of good, clean, wholesome fun as Smith’s films Clerks or Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Expect plenty of Star Wars references.

We have a pair of tickets to give away to the show. They will be awarded to the person who sends me the funniest line from any Kevin Smith movie that could still get by this blog’s standards and practices policy. (It’s trickier than it sounds, yes?) You have until 2:30 pm to e-mail entries to me (jason.heid@dmagazine.com). Make “Kevin Smith” the subject line of the e-mail.

In the meanwhile, enjoy this clip from Clerks, if your workplace won’t fire you for doing so:

UPDATE: Sorry for not posting this sooner, but we have a winner. Thanks for all the entries. But the winner is Joe Cucinotti, who surprisingly took the prize with a line from Jersey Girl:

“George Michael is all about the ladies. ‘I want your sex.’ Does that sound like he’s singing to a guy?”